Just because these groups demand loyalty and obedience while inducing financial and emotional exploitation it’s important to note that much like that running club you belong to, you are definitely not in a cult 🙃 #definitelyacult #maylort #malort #halfminds #hashers #hashhouseharriers #ybf

Then there are those who actually enjoy the uniquely bitter intensity of this wormwood concoction. They don’t drink it ironically as a round of shots with friends (and enemies) they sip and savor the deeply herbal and citrusy notes with an honest smile on their face. It is believed that roughly 1 in 69 people fit this description (the Malört ratio) and proudly find themselves in the Fellowship of Malört Enthusiasts. #maylort #malort #halfminds #hashers #hashhouseharriers #ybf

After you’ve accepted that the unique flavor found in Malört exists, one naturally wants see how others react to it. They take great pleasure in serving it up to the unsuspecting rubes and experience schadenfreude at its peak when observing the marks expected looks of surprise and disgust. These are the members of the Society of Malört Masochists. #maylort #malort #hashers #halfminds #ybf #onon

Today we explore the four groups of Malört-dom starting with the largest and an arguably the most vocal. Those that have tried it and swear they will never drink it again. Moreover they will regale anyone within earshot how horrible this concoction is. These people belong to the Malört Defamation League. #maylort #malort #hashers #halfminds #downdown #ybf #onon